1、完了，扛得动米袋子，扛得动煤气罐子的我，有点扛不住想你了。

It's over. I can carry rice bags and gas cans, but I can't help missing you.

2、喜欢我这件事，千万不要半途而废。

You like me. Don't give up halfway.

3、“客观评价一下他吧。”“没法客观，我主观爱他。”

"Evaluate him objectively." "I can't be objective. I love him subjectively."

4、真为我未来的男朋友感到幸运，得到我这么可爱的小朋友。

I feel lucky for my future boyfriend to have such a lovely little friend.

5、又没忍住，向宇宙发送了想你的脑电波。

I can't help sending brain waves to the universe that miss you.

6、我觉得你像一本书，因为我想念你。

I think you are like a book, because I miss you.

7、我不想撞南墙了，我想撞小姐姐的心墙。

I don't want to hit the south wall. I want to hit your heart wall.

8、我肯定是盐吃多了，不然怎么总是闲不住想你。

I must have eaten too much salt, otherwise I always miss you.

9、你最近是不是胖了，我为什么感觉你在我心中的分量越来越重了。

Are you fat recently? Why do I feel that you are more and more important in my heart.

10、我该怎样得到你啊？是用麻袋，还是甜言蜜语。

How can I get you? Is it sack or sweet talk.

11、别追公交车了，追我吧，我跑得慢，还有点可爱。

Don't run after the bus. Run after me. I'm slow and a little cute.

12、不砸了你家的灯，我怎么趁黑偷亲你。

If I don't smash your lamp, how can I kiss you in the dark.

13、想住进你的心里，没有邻居的那种。

I want to live in your heart. There's no neighborhood.

14、想我就抱抱空气，毕竟可爱的我无处不在。

If you miss me, hold the air. After all, I'm lovely everywhere.